You know the classic The 12 Days of Christmas carol, but we’d prefer it if our true love gave us 12 days of body-tingling, toe-curling ecstasy instead (not sure what we’d do with three French hens and eight maids-a-milking, anyway). Check out our wish list below for sexy ideas that’ll keep the merriment going far into the New Year. ‘Tis the season of giving, but receiving feels so damn good.
One Hot Make-Out Session
While we love other kinds of oral activity, we also appreciate a good old-fashioned kiss (bonus points for mistletoe!). It might look innocent on the outside, but it’ll linger in our minds much longer.
Two Beat-The-Alarm Bangs
No matter the method — roaming hands, gentle neck kisses, some morning oral — getting the job done before the blaring BEEP, BEEP, BEEP will undoubtedly put us in a better mood the rest of the day.
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Three Spontaneous Sexcapades
Kitchen counter while baking Christmas cookies? A quickie in his parents’ bathroom? Even getting cozy next to the tree (uh, who knew it was the perfect mood lighting?!). The gift of spontaneous sex is always appreciated.
Four Solo Session Assists
After we’ve already started getting all worked up, our partners can swoop in to finish the job however we see fit.
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Five More Minutes of Foreplay
Sex is fun (understatement of the century), but by sticking to hand-and-mouth action for a bit longer, we’ll give our other erogenous zones (read: neck, ears, inner thighs, nipples and back) the attention they deserve.
Six Oral Sexy Times
Yep, this is what we were thinking about during that tongue-all-over make-out. Time to direct those moves down south.
Seven Role-Play Rolls in the Hay
Kinda like that fancy yoga mat or perfume we not-so-subtly hinted at: If we’ve mentioned a particular fantasy we want, act on it. Fifty Shades? Throw on a tie, get out those handcuffs, and tell us what to do. We’ll bring the props… and our imagination. *Wink*.
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Eight Period-Sex Parties
It’s like normal sex with built-in lube. And, hey, red is a festive colour this time of year!
Nine Nights of Domination
Even if we’re usually the submissive one, we know how to get us off. So let us run the show at least a few times.
10 Steamy Presents
Instead of secret Santa, how about we play sexy Santa? Buy us a new toy, sexy lingerie, or edible underwear. (Hey, why not?) We love unwrapping new gifts we can play with right away. Bow chika wow wow.
11 Scrub-a-Dub-Dubs in the Tub
When it’s boiling outside, nothing feels better than a cold shower or bubble bath together. Plus, watching ourselves in the bathroom mirror? Heyyyy.
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12 Booty Licks
We couldn’t leave out rim jobs — butts need love, too!
This article was originally published on www.womenshealthmag.com
